'I poured the shot in his shoes': Creeper gets what he deserves after pestering a woman on a date all night; ends up wearing the drink he insisted on buying her

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 2, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

Creepy dudes at a bar rarely catch a hint. You could literally tell them to their face that you're uninterested and the persistent vultures just think you're being coy. If only there were some audaciously insulting way that the victims of creepy bar flies could get payback against their leering peers? In this story, there definitely is. 

It all started when u/NikkiMai took her partner on a date– they got dressed up to the nines and splurged on a nice evening together. However, their evening was quickly soured when an overly insistent older man approached the pair, slurring and constantly circling their table to work up the courage to speak. When he eagerly started demanding to buy them a drinks, they knew they were in for a long night of fending off this old man with a stick. 

Even after he hundreds of fervent 'no's' the creeper just wouldn't get the message– so it had to be spelled out for him… in public humiliation. 

Scroll for the full story of how a gross old creep got exactly what he deserved after harassing a woman on a date. For more tales of people sticking it to their elders, check out this story of a high school kid who got payback on a bullying guidance counsellor by becoming wildly successful.

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  • 01
    Plant - Posted by u/NikkiMai 15 hours ago Insist on buying me a drink after I've said no a hundred times? Wear it then.
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  • 02
    Font - I had a gf in college. I was a little older than her, but not by much. When she finally turned 21, I took her out to her first bar. We dressed up and did make-up; it was a whole affair. She was super excited for our date.
    via NikkiMai
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    Font - I gussied up more than I usually would. Off the shoulder blouse. Ankle length skirt with slits that showed off most of my legs. Stockings with stilettos. Whole 9 yards. The design of everything matched hers.
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    Font - I can't stress enough how obvious it was we were on a date. I know some people can be lesbian-blind, so I made sure to pour on the romance for her so people would cut in as little as possible. And it mostly worked... Mostly.
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    Font - Some really old guy, mostly bald and had a cane, kept pestering me all night. "Let me buy you a drink." "I insist, let me get you something." "Whatever you'd like, I'll get it for you." He was like a vulture,
    via NikkiMai
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    Font - constantly circling where we'd been seated. He'd always try to touch my hand, arm, or shoulder. He even came up behind me when I was getting a refill and touched the small of my back while
    via NikkiMai
  • 07
    Organism - inappropriately commenting on my outfit. I made a point that I was there on a date with my gf, and his response was "what's the harm in some fun". NASTY. SO! My gf was asking to leave,
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  • 08
    Font - noticing how irritated was getting. When suddenly, I was calm. I had the perfect idea how to deal with the old creep. The next time he came over, I gave a heavy sigh and said "fine, you can buy me a drink if it means you'll leave me alone". I
    via NikkiMai
  • 09
    Font - gave my gf some cash and asked her to close our tab then be ready to go while the old creep went and requested the drink he'd been hounding for me all night. He came back, proudly presenting a shot of who knows what. Smelled minty, but was dark. Maybe Jager?
    via NikkiMai
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    Font - My gf was waiting to the side, watching. I took the shot from him and asked "so its mine? You're giving this to me?" He nodded excitedly. "I can do with it what I wish since it's mine?" Dumbas nodded again and insisted it was mine.
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    Font - I poured that shot on his shoes. "Next time someone, especially someone your granddaughters age, tells you 'no' and to leave them alone, you should do so - maybe you won't be wearing your booze". I
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    Font - proceeded to grab my gf and rush out, leaving him screaming about "kids these days" while trying to follow us. He couldn't hobble fast enough, so it got left at that. The shock and anger on his face after I got his shoes wet as satisfaction enough.
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    Font - HMS_Slartibartfast 12 hr. ago Good for you! +2. Surprised you didn't poor it in his pocket to so he'd have a "Wet Wy" that night.
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    Smile - Old_Crow13 • 14 hr. ago I'd have slung it in his face or against his shirt so he'd reek of booze
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    Font - NikkiMai OP 14 hr. ago If I'd been by myself, I would've. I was trying to stay classy. I/did/ get into a bar fight a few weeks later at the same place while trying to help someone being harassed.
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    Organism - Got my head bounced off a set of keys which left my teeth chipped and required stitches in my upper lip. Worth it. I ruptured the dudes to cle before we got split up.
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    Font - North-Discipline2851. 10 hr. ago Will you be my best friend? You sound like the kind of bad I usually gravitate towards. 8 Reply Share the-grand-falloon. 10 hr. ago | I winced, but I salute you!
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    Font - Sunwolfy - 6 hr. ago Nice! Maybe now that he's only got one usable ball left, he'll think twice before trying to be creepy again.
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    Rectangle - Blackout Meat Curtains 7 hr. ago +2. Yep. You don't flug touch anyone's body without permission. If you do, you deserve to alcohol in your eyes.
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    Font - VampyreOfNazareth 10 hr. ago I used to get free drinks from friends as a student for "cockblocking". It became an art. Effectively bribed to deter creepy old bastards from being perverts.
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    Rectangle - KalamTheQuick - 8 hr. ago Super disturbing he called you a kid after trying to bang you all night.
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    Product - "I said no a hundred times"
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